If you’ve ever been a African student or know one, you’ve likely encountered the unfiltered, witty, and sometimes outright hilarious remarks African parents make about university life. Their words can make you laugh, roll your eyes, or question your life choices—but one thing’s for sure, they always leave a lasting impression.
From setting sky-high expectations to issuing “warnings” about things you didn’t even plan to do, African parents have a unique way of turning university experiences into comedy gold. Let’s check some of the funniest things they say, sprinkled with love, drama, and that trademark African spice.
“You didn’t go to university to eat 2-2.”
This is their way of saying you should focus on academics, not food, reminding you they sent you to study, not to explore new recipes.
“If you fail, you will explain to your ancestors.”
The pressure to excel academically is often exaggerated to hilarious extremes, suggesting even the ancestors are watching.
“When I was your age, I was already top of my class.”
They’ll share tales of their supposed academic glory days, even though no one can verify these claims.
“Don’t come back here with a boyfriend or girlfriend.”
For many African parents, university is for studying, not finding love. Any mention of a relationship is met with raised eyebrows.
“I hope you’re the one teaching the lecturers.”
This tongue-in-cheek comment reflects their high expectations, as if you should already know everything before stepping into the university.
“I’m not paying school fees for you to form fashion parade.”
If they catch you investing too much in trendy clothes, you’ll be reminded that education, not fashion, is the priority.
“Your mates are graduating with first class.”
The ultimate comparison game—they somehow know everyone who has achieved greatness, and it’s always meant to inspire (or guilt-trip) you.
African parents keep it real, balancing high expectations with a good dose of humour. Their sayings may be funny, but they come from a place of love and hope for their children’s success.